Pt. 1
Dear LaDainian Tomlinson:
You still suck.
Sincerely, Ken
pt. 2
Dear ESPN Fantasy Projection Makers:
Where do I begin? I can only assume you are actually a bunch of Malaysian teenage girls. Not that there is anything wrong with Malaysia, but you have lately been making projections that apparently have no basis in reality whatsoever. Had I left my three players who were on bye-weeks in my line-up, I would have done exactly as good as I did today. I hate the collective lot of you and hope that you all lose every penny that you dropped into your league pools.
Sincerely, Ken
