I Radio Heaven

Most of my readers are about to say, “What in the bloody hell is he talking about?” but the nerdy part of my brain thought this was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I should make some grand statement about how the Wiki way of doing things is changing the world, but i really just can’t stop laughing at phrases like “Ceiling Cat”. (by the way, here’s a LOLcat, in case this is the only site you ever visit.)

here is Matthew 1:18-25:
“18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph were all “We’s gonna get marrieded, kthnx”, but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggy from the Holey Ghosty.19 Joseph was all liek “Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I’s gonna hide mah wife”.20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Ceiling Cat was in his dreems! Angel sayed “Hai, don’t be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm HoverCat.21 “And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jesus, cuz he gonna save ppl and pwn dere sinz. Kthxbye.”22 So all dis was all did so it’d be all liek Ceiling Cat sayed it was gonna be. His profet was all liek:23 “Hay guise, look at dis, teh virgin iz all preggers, and dey gonna call him Immanuel”, dat be joospeek for “Ceiling Cat wit us”24 Then Joseph woked up, done wat teh angel frm Ceiling Cat tolded him to, and was all liek “U wit me now lol” at Mary.25 And dey didnt has teh HARBL GOES WHERE!?!? til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jesus. Ktnx.”

Job 1